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Shipping Policies
At Funtimestore.com, we'll make sure that your package will arrive quietly and discreetly to your mail box, P.O. Box, or right to your front door. Your order will be carefully inspected and then packed with care into a corrugated box for strength and durability. It will be tightly sealed before your address label is attached. NO advertisements or labels will be placed on the outer package which may indicate what is inside. It will be a plain, brown package so your privacy is secure, because what you order is your business. Your package will arrive without an invoice, but will have a packing label inside the box. Make sure and print a copy of the transaction when you are done shopping if you want a receipt.

Shipping Methods
Within 48 Continental United States

Orders are shipped via UPS or Priority Mail. We offer several shipping options for the continental 48 United States:

  • UPS Next Day Air (Red Label)
  • UPS 2 Day Air (Blue Label)
  • UPS 3 Day Select (Orange Label)
  • UPS Ground (# days varies, typically 4-8 days)
  • Priority Mail (# days varies, typically 5-8 days)


  • If you place an order indicating delivery to a P.O. box, it will be shipped via Priority Mail. This is because UPS does not deliver to P.O. boxes. You will not be able to track packages delivered by Priority Mail, and there is no guarantee of delivery. Make sure you know your neighborhood well enough to have packages delivered to your mail box, or use UPS for delivery confirmation. The U.S. Postal Service only picks up our packages 3 times a week. This is why we indicate 5-8 days for Priority Mail. You should always use UPS unless you are shipping to an area which we do not use UPS as a delivery agent.
    We do not guarantee your order will go out the day you place the order. For example, if you order 2 Day shipping, your order may not go out until a day later, but it will be shipped Blue Label (2 Day Air) on that day. Your order will receive priority treatment if you request UPS Next Day Air, UPS 2 Day Air, or UPS 3 Day Select. We will do everything we can to get rush orders out immediately.



    Outside Continental U.S. (Worldwide)

    We offer UPS International for Worldwide orders. If you are ordering from outside the continental U.S. (Hawaii, Alaska, Guam, Sweden, Germany, APO, etc.) and you have selected UPS International, your order may in fact be delivered by the U.S.P.S. and will likely take up to 14 days or more to be delivered. Shipping UPS International is at our discretion and will only be used when shipping charges collected from you meet or exceed our cost to ship the package.


    Shipping Costs
    We charge very modest fees to deliver your package safely and discreetly, with no markings or advertisements on the outer shipping package. We add a small handling fee per order to cover order processing, materials, and packaging. These fees are added to your shipping charge at checkout and may vary depending on the shipping method.

    Within 48 Continental United States

    Shipping costs will vary depending on where the package is shipped to and how much it weighs. We calculate shipping based on rate tables from UPS and U.S.P.S., and the zone it is shipped to. This is called zone-based shipping, and it is the fairest way to charge a customer for shipping. You can expect to pay a minimum of about $7 or $8 per 1 pound package for Priority or Ground delivery, while UPS 2 Day Air starts at @13 and Next Day Air or Next Day Air Saver (afternoon delivery) start at about $23 and $21, respectively. These charges are approximate and they include handling fees, however, your actual shipping charge will vary.



    Outside Continental United States (Worldwide)

    Packages destined to Alaska, Hawaii, and other U.S. possessions will start at about $15 and go up from there. Destinations to Canada will start at about $16, and packages going overseas will start at about $48. Keep in mind that all of these prices will vary depending on the weight of the package.